Archive for January, 2006

Adventures of a Bookworm

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

Yesterday I went to Barnes & Noble to use my gift card from my boss. I was there for a little while when I heard a big crash… I thought to myself, “Wow, wonder what that was!”, but went on with minding my own business and browsing books. Then a mother with two children came storming down the aisle I was in, the mother said, “Come on, let’s get out of here.” I figured one of her kids knocked something over and they were hightailing it. I admit, I thought that was a horrible message to be sending your children about owning up to your own mistakes and responsibility and all that.

A few minutes later I started hearing … I’m not even sure how to describe what I was hearing, actually. It was primal… it was yelling… it was moaning. Now keep in mind, I’m partially deaf and I sometimes hear phantom noises to make up for what I can’t hear. So I was hearing these noises sort of in the background about every 15-20 seconds. I noticed other people around me were looking at each other with discomfort. I started to listen closer. Maybe I wasn’t just imagining these noises were as bad as they were. I thought maybe it was an older child having an extreme tantrum. I thought, “Why don’t the parents get that kid out of here?”. Then I thought maybe it was a group of kids messing around. By this time I had figured out that the noise was coming from the children’s section, so I decided to mosey on back there to see if I could figure it out. I got somewhat close to the children’s section when an employee stopped me and said, “The cops don’t want anyone getting any closer. He’s very ill.”

!!!!

So of course now I am intrigued beyond belief (okay, okay – I’ll call it what it is: nosy!)… and I figure out ways to browse close by to the area so I could see what happened. By now I’m understanding a bit more of what the guy is yelling at times. He’s screaming and moaning, “No!!!”, “That hurts!”, “Mother fucker!!” and mostly incomprehensible (to me) stuff – all of it extremely loud. And just scary sounding. There are cops all around and about 5 employees blocking the children’s section off and not letting anyone get close. Children are wondering aloud, “What’s going on? Why can’t we go in there? What’s that noise, mommy?”. Finally the ambulance arrives and they come rushing in with a stretcher. I was standing in line to ask customer service if they had a title I was looking for – amazing that I remembered the author and title when 20 minutes prior I thought I was ready to leave! Heh. So the stretcher goes flying by me and the guy in the back didn’t have his hands on it, so when they turned the corner, the stretcher SMACKED! into the customer service desk. All highly dramatic stuff here, folks!

By this time the customer service rep has found my book in the computer and gone to the section in the store to retreive it for me and I still need to figure out how I can stay close so I can see when this guy comes out. Will I know him? What will he look like? I noticed that the noises were pretty much died down and I wondered if they gave him a tranquilzer or something. I didn’t have to wait too terribly long for the stretcher to come back out. They had him face down with his hands behind his back, wrapped in sheets. All I could see to identify him was extremely dark black hair and possibly an unshaven cheek. I have no idea if I know him or not and it’s going to bug me that this probably won’t be in the papers or anything for me to find out what the deal was!

I’m guessing the guy was completely strung out on drugs of some sort. I found out from other customers that the loud crash in the beginning was him completely knocking down an entire bookshelf and that the cops were trying to subdue him verbally at first. Duh! It doesn’t seem as if anyone besides him got hurt, so that is good. I actually feel bad for the guy and sincerely hope he finds help. Breaks my heart to see addiction that out loud and ugly.

Anyway, with the drama over, I was free to go buy my books. The funny thing was as I was being “intrigued” and trying to stay close, the guy who had first warned me to stay back was still there guarding the section and I felt like every time I looked over he saw me. I felt like I was being so obvious in my “intrigue”, but I just couldn’t help it. So when I go up to pay, who comes walking back to the registers now that his guard duty was up? And who did I happen to get as a cashier? Ha! He didn’t say anything, though. Why I thought he would say something is beyond me… what would he say, “Yeah, I saw you were being nosy back there. Nice try, trying to be slick and under cover!” Oh – the other funny thing? Before going to Barnes & Noble, I was extremely tired and was just going there to find a book to read in bed before I took a nap! I did eventually take that nap, but it was a lot later than originally planned.

So, after all that, you want to know what I got? Some really good stuff! I bought Blue Like Jazz (which I already read as a borrowed book and loved so much I had to have my own copy) along with another book by that author: Through Painted Deserts. I also bought the sequel to Running With Scissors: Dry. And then I got two bargain books by authors I don’t know, but whose jackets looked interesting: The Playgroup (scared to read this one after reading the reviews on Amazon, though!) and Where The Money Is. I’m finishing up Girl Meets God right now, but it’s a little dry, so I think I might actually start another one and read both. I’m trying to decide which one to start first, but I’m leaning towards Through Painted Deserts.

Now, whoever said being a bookworm is boring??

Boom boom, shake the room

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Remember that big ball I wrote about earlier? Well, the kids could NOT leave it alone all night and just a few minutes ago Aric walked in here and said, “I know I’m grounded.”

I was afraid to turn around.

But, I knew I’d have to do it eventually, so I turned and I see him putting down – in pieces – my mirror with hooks on it that was hanging in my dining room. Ai yi yi. I guess we get to go shopping for new decorations tomorrow! And I will have to get another mirror because there are no mirrors on that side of the house and we must have mirrors as much as possible. I don’t think I ever walk past that wall without turning my head and looking into the mirror. I’m going to still be turning my head and looking at the blank wall in the mean time, I’m sure.

Kids!!

Are you drinking 1% because you think you’re fat?

Friday, January 6th, 2006

Dang! I just had a post almost completed and then I erased the whole thing by accident. Ctrl+Z ain’t working, either.

Oh well – I was saying how I got this exercise ball, mat and book yesterday. I’ve never used anything like this, but I think it might be something I can handle since it’s low-impact, I won’t have to work up a sweat (God forbid!) and I really just want to tone. Anyone used an exercise ball before?

Maybe I’ll do some exercises with it tonight since I’m going no where. Do I know how to get wild and crazy on a Friday night or what??

I also bought a ceramic, ionic hair dryer and a ceramic flat iron yesterday. I used the dryer this morning and – ohmahgod! – what a difference! My hair looks smokin’ hot today. I realize this post is useless without pics. ;-) I haven’t taken the flat iron out of the packaging yet – I’ve never used one, so I’m sure it will be VERY interesting using that thing for the first few times. My sister will be so proud of me – she used to make fun of me for being out of date and stuck in the 80′s, but I’ve come a long way, baby.

Not that you suck, but…

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

Here’s a pet peeve of mine: When people say things like, “Not to cut you off, but, blah blah blah.” Or, “Not to put you down, but, this really could have been done better.” Um – not to say you’re a passive-agressive asshole, but you’re a passive-aggressive asshole.

That’s IT?

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

So I’m on my own domain once again! Welcome to Whatever I Feel Like.com. I decided on this name because it’s fun and it has a double meaning: it’s fun because of the whole Napoleon Dynamite reference and the second meaning…. wait, do I really have to spell it out? Ha! You guys are smart, right?

Anyway, I can not believe how freaking easy and painless it was to do this! Years ago when I started blogging, it took days – if not weeks – to get a blog set up! I mean, it was hard work! This felt so anti-climatic, but I’m not complaining. I am using Verve hosting where I bought the domain name and the hosting options, then I used Fantastico to install WordPress. After that I went to the template galleries and found one I liked until I can get my layout finished and uploaded. From there I used Andy Skelton’s import tool to import all my Blogger posts and comments. and that was pretty much it. I don’t think it took more than an hour total for all of that. Sweet! So now I have to configure WP – I think you have to register to leave comments, but I’d like to make it so that anyone can comment. I just want to thwart the spammers, so until I research all that, I’m leaving it. Sorry if it’s a pain! Next on the list is setting up categories. Fun!

So, yeah. I’m back – hopefully for a good while this time!