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Push!

I had the most bizarre dream the other night. I was pregnant and in labor, but even better – the owner of my company was delivering the baby. I was having the urge to push so bad, that I woke myself up. I realized the sensation to push was actually terrible gas pains, so I rolled over and let out the biggest fart you can imagine then promptly went back to sleep where I was no longer pregnant or in labor in my dreams.

I keep thinking about this every so often the past couple of days and it keeps cracking me up. PUSH! PUSH!! Frrrrbbbbbbttttt. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Much better. If only it were really that easy.

This entry was posted on Friday, June 16th, 2006 at 7:02 pm and is filed under Mundane. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “Push!”

  1. Colleen says:
    June 16, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    Hey, did you know only 9 more days til you move into your new house?

  2. Laura says:
    June 20, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    I’ve been debating whether or not to leave this in your comments.

    Ah, to hell with it!…

    I had a sex dream the other night and I peed my pants a little. ROFL!!! Not enough to say I wet the bed, but enough that I had to groggily find new jammie pants.

  3. Laura says:
    June 20, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    What the hell is it with me and piss dreams, anyway? It was just sex in my dream, but you know. Sex = wet. Anyway.

    Blushing.

    Retreating now.