I just finished my breakfast – a peach tofu shake, good stuff – when I noticed my upper inner lip felt like I had just finished giving head. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about. What is up with that, anyway? I know it’s teeth rubbing against my lips to cut into the flesh a bit, but it’s so funny to me. I remember in high school secretly relishing that feeling and being so proud of myself. Kind of like being proud of having hickeys, too. What a hussy, eh? So I guess I was sucking hard on that straw this morning in order to end up with that familiar mouth feeling. Oh and you know what else I often wonder… what if I die a day or two after having given a blow job? Will the coroner know I performed oral sex? Only if they perform a thorough autopsy, I guess. I think I’ve read too many murder mysteries.
Well I guess you weren’t expecting to come here to read about BJs today, huh? I usually shy away from writing about that kind of stuff on my blog, because I never know who is reading, but I decided that I just don’t care today. Just about everyone has some blow job experience, I would hope, so it really shouldn’t be all that taboo. I wonder if this topic is taboo in Europe, too, or if it’s just the uptight Americans who can’t deal with open discussion about sex?
Blow jobs aren’t a universal experience. We have two couple friends…..both of the husbands complain their wife had never given them a blow job!!! I’m quite sure the wives have no idea their husbands have confided that to Mike!!! ROFL
I totally almost choked on my pizza when I read this.
Too true.
I actually had this same straw experience the other day with a Wendy’s Frosty…lol
Reading your post caused Diet Coke to come right out my nose, girl. Yes, quite familiar w/ that sensation…
You’re fuckin’ awesome, Amy. In case I haven’t told you lately.
I’ll have to say I’ve never experienced that sensation after giving a blow job…even one that seemed to never end, lol. Maybe its because I’m always concerned about the sore jaw, which I never fail to get. :P
You made me stop in my tracks and reread the end of that first sentence. LMAO!
PS: I HATE BJs.
LOL at the coroner! I was surprised at how many women will not give head or hate the whole idea. I love giving blow jobs and am quite good at it, but I’ve never had that experience with my lips. Maybe my teeth are set differently in my mouth or something? Anyway, I guess the first few times I did it, I wasn’t so careful about my teeth and caused a bit of pain. Of course, the guy didn’t bother telling me, he told his next girlfriend who happened to be friends with my then current guy. Nice way to find out you did it wrong, huh?
OMG Amy! I never expected this from you! LOL Too funny. I wish giving BJs was not so uncomfortable on my jaw, I would love to treat my husband more often. Thanks for reminding me to smile, and maybe soon I will suck it up and give my husband something to smile about.
PS. The peach smoothie sounds good, you will have to tell me how to make one sometime.
Darn, I had “no pun intended” in there, but I guess it thought it was a bad HTML code, not a bad pun. Oops :)
OH MY GOSH!!! You are AWESOME! Yep–I about choked! Not Amy!! Not our pure and sweet little AMY!!! Ahhhhh, not so sweet and pure, me thinks!!
Great Post!!
*I’m * too * mortified * to * say * anything. *
Mundane? I think not. Put a drink —-> monitor warning at the top of that thing, girl! ;0)
That was funny! I didn’t expect to read that….
LMAO! omg I hate that feeling! hate it! If I wasn’t so highly praised in the bj department (HA) I’d be happy to never give one again LMAO
I have never had a Peach Tofu shake, it sounds like something that I might really like.
I think I just peed my pants laughing. I will have to admit that I never thought I would see BJ’s being discussed here.
I can’t wait to see how many visitors you guy on the BJ keywords. LOL
This post especially made me want to nominate you as a “thinking blogger”
http://mythoughtsideasandramblings.com/2007/05/02/thinking-blogger-award/