A Familiar Feeling

Filed Under (Mundane) by Amy on 04-13-2007

I just finished my breakfast – a peach tofu shake, good stuff – when I noticed my upper inner lip felt like I had just finished giving head. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about. What is up with that, anyway? I know it’s teeth rubbing against my lips to cut into the flesh a bit, but it’s so funny to me. I remember in high school secretly relishing that feeling and being so proud of myself. Kind of like being proud of having hickeys, too. What a hussy, eh? So I guess I was sucking hard on that straw this morning in order to end up with that familiar mouth feeling. Oh and you know what else I often wonder… what if I die a day or two after having given a blow job? Will the coroner know I performed oral sex? Only if they perform a thorough autopsy, I guess. I think I’ve read too many murder mysteries.

Well I guess you weren’t expecting to come here to read about BJs today, huh? I usually shy away from writing about that kind of stuff on my blog, because I never know who is reading, but I decided that I just don’t care today. Just about everyone has some blow job experience, I would hope, so it really shouldn’t be all that taboo. I wonder if this topic is taboo in Europe, too, or if it’s just the uptight Americans who can’t deal with open discussion about sex?

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